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What happens when a Hipster is raised on Critical Theory and Drank

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anarchist jokes:



  • Why do anarchists drink herbal tea? because all proper tea is theft!
  • How do you make a cop sound like a dog? Pour gas and light a match. WOOF!
  • What’s the difference between a socialist and an anarchist? A job.
  • What’s orange and looks good on a capitalist? Fire.
  • “Anarchist Joke” is redundant.
  • How do you starve an american anarchist? Hide their foodstamps.
  • Why did the anarchist cross the road? Because anarchists will do whatever communists tell them to do.
  • How many primitivists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. When the lights go out they’ll call their parents and fly home.
  • What do you call an anarchist over the age of thirty who’s not afraid of being arrested? A communist.
  • Two greek anarchists are sitting together making molotov cocktails. One says “so, who are we going to throw these at?” the other replies: “what are you, a fucking intellectual?”
  • How many ‘crimethinc.ers’ does it take to change a light bulb? “there were five of us squatting the house that night…..we knew what we had to do…..the single act of changing the bulb would change the world.”
  • Why is sex with an anarchist boring? Because it’s always just a bunch of talk about coming together.
  • How many anarchists does it take to run a collective? Fourteen. Three to accomplish the tasks consented to by the collective and eleven to use sparkle fingers.
  • What do you call it when an anarchists pulls clothes out of a garbage in the fall, wears them constantly throughout winter and then throws them on the ground in spring? A really really free market.
  • Why do canadian anarchists like doughnuts? because of the circle, eh?
  • How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to change the lightbulb, 2 to write a communique about it, and 2,000 to reblog it on tumblr.
  • What do you call an anarchist who loves workers’ councils and spiced chai? A cinnamondycalist.
  • What do you call an anarchist who loves social rupture and tea? An in-chai-rectionist.
  • What’s a Christian insurrectionist’s favorite event? Social rapture.

What does an insurrectionist say when you hand them a book? Why does this brick have words in it

What do you do when you see half of a cops face? Reload

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    Tooo funny.
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